What is "ghoti"?
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It's an alternative spelling of "chestnut". :-) O.K.,
it's
"fish", re-spelled by a Victorian spelling-reform advocate
to
demonstrate the inconsistency of English spelling: "gh"
as in
"cough", "o" as in "women", "ti" as in "nation".
"Ghoti" is popularly attributed to George Bernard Shaw. But
Michael Holroyd, in Bernard Shaw: Volume III: 1918-1950:
The Lure
of Fantasy (Chatto & Windus, 1991), p. 501, writes that
Shaw "knew
that people, 'being incorrigibly lazy, just laugh at
spelling
reformers as silly cranks'. So he attempted to reverse
this
prejudice and exhibit a phonetic alphabet as native good
sense
[...]. But when an enthusiastic convert suggested that
'ghoti'
would be a reasonable way to spell 'fish' under the old
system
[...], the subject seemed about to be engulfed in the
ridicule from
which Shaw was determined to save it." We have not
been able to
trace the name of the "enthusiastic convert". Bill
Bedford
(billb@mousa.demon.co.uk) writes: "I seem to remember
a film/TV
clip of Shaw himself referring to this - but don't ask for
chapter
and verse."
It has also been suggested that "ghoti" could be a spelling
of "huge": "h" having its usual value, [h]; "g" making
[j], the
sound of "y" in yes, after the *following* consonant as in
"lasagne"; "o" = [u] as in "move", "t" = [d] as in "Taoism",
and
"i" = [Z] as in one pronunciation of "soldier".
In the same vein is "ghoughpteighbteau":
P hiccough
O though
T ptomaine
A neigh
T debt
O bureau
Supposedly, this is an example of how awful English spelling is,
and why it ought to be reformed. In fact, it argues
that English
spelling is kind and considerate, and easy. Why?
Because "potato"
*isn't* spelled "ghoughpteighbteau". It's spelled
"potato"! O.K,
O.K., "neigh" isn't spelt "ne", and we can get into all the
old
arguments, but these really fun examples overstate the case
and
strike those of us opposed to spelling reform as
self-defeating. |
